Big tall Galloutt 6' 5" tall with very , very , very small, HA ,HA, you thought I was going to say penis but you were wrong , very smal, extra very smal baby toe.

Extra Large , extremely Large , gifted one would say, Follows in the Dam gens from Grampapa Freddy to My Dad's Dad, My Grandfather Alan Sr. 90 years of age and can still charm the ladies except his nose is too big it get's in the way of what he calls progress with the nurses, anyways he passed on to my Dad through the Gene's and extra Ordinarally Large Member of our Family that has been around since my Dads Grampa to at least 100 years, and I am passing it on to my small Son. You can tell when they are born cause of the Nurses calling in each other as though Oh my God we must keep a record on this or these types of things. Anyways my Poor Son , along with me and my Dad had almost poked the eye's out of the Nurses at birth due to this long member of our Family. The Rock I have in one of my Pictures should explain all about what I am trying to say, Or you can ask Father O'Grady the churches leader of our comunity because we were one of the few kids he never touched. Dad says we probably scared him off. You can Loose an Eyes with a Hammer like that , especially if it pop's out for no apparent reason, Like when the Substatude teacher lost her two front teeth trying to get a peek on one of us. Remember Testosterone shots at age 3 can really poke out alot of things that lets say bother a KID.!!!!!!
This is a true story only the names have been change to protect the people that might have lost Organs during the filming of these odd events. We are in no way responsible for our actions as we are or were Kids at the time. You may look me up if you are A Female and feel like looseing a eye on your webCam.

Watching Hockey on T.V. Played it for many, many years till my body could no longer take all the injuries. So basicall I had fun while it lasted but know I am paying with constant pain, back shoulder, Stomack, groin, exct..., I love Golf and played it as well for several years but having 2 disc's out slightly can cause more of a uncomfortable day that is intended. So I watch on T.V. now !

Don't have time too busy working on Mr. Big little guy if you understand my drift...., Working on some sort of a thing to keep Mr. Happy were he belongs., Even the Military has Contacted me for my out standing Bravery during the capture of Vietman Hochyyymans Trail. Got the Purple Heart four times and the Silver Cross for nothing more that Laying out a long trip wire. When the ViatCong Tripped we were able to capture 11, 000.00 Single handed with my now call (SECRET LINE, I mean SECRET CHAIN LINKED MEMBER), It real tough trying to keep the lid on things when everyone is talking about it. Can't get a real Girlfriend cause I hear they are scared to look. My C.O, says just whip it out, Maybe a the Corn on the Cobb Contest we will play skipping with it for the Girls so they can see it is useful for other things too. I remember my Mom say to me Don't you go around town showing off that God Awful Looking Thing of Nature to anyone. Oh Well it won the War so f___Her and everyone else who gives a shit. Anyone who gives me a hard time I'll pockout there cherry, I mean EYE!!!!

Laying out the Trip Line and whatching them get all tangled up in my semi hard trip cable., One thing is good we have never had to pay for T.V. or sex.. MSN ya might get a climpse, but remember to wear googgles when read to see it. I cannot be responsible for anymore EYE losses.

Too muck T.V.

Pale Rider, This one's for you BUD!, Gumbyridespokey, Hot Digity Dog I stared it that with Marlyin Monroe, she was the only one who was Honest with me. After a small chat I couldn't here her talking anymore and I noticed there it was gone, nothing let of my (Area 51) it was completley gone, She had both Eye's and a smile from ear to ear. I said is all okay Marlyn she garbled what I can't hear ya. Oh my God it was out both ear's and half way down the street as you could see everyone trippin left right and centre, she stopped, I realled it in like you do your garden hose. Well I be Damed no one lost an Eye and Marlyn was fine, I had finnally met my match. She was my Gal friend for many moons l8tr., LOL, Like I said the story is true just the names have been changed to save the ones who lost there EYE'S.....